Fuck diver

When a singer ususlly in porn music or a fuck diva usually the same thing after there performance dives off the stage and into the audience and lets anyone who wants to fuck them.

Kathy is a fuck diver.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Holy Diver

A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"

by PartyM4rty November 2, 2018

muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

divver

Someone who's a bit divvy and clueless - i.e stupid

What a divver!
She thinks she's impressing him, but she looks like SUCH a divver when she does that!

by Maix September 11, 2006

dumpster diver

"Dumpster" is tacked on to the word "diver." A "diver" is short for "muff diver." When one adds "dumpster" to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty ... cavity. But take the origin of "Dumpster!" Usually it has "cum" in front of it (as in "cum dumpster"). So now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds ... or more. When "diving" in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.

My face was all sticky and covered in pecker snot at that party last night when I decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty skank.

by Becki February 12, 2005

Diversify your bonds

Make more friends who are minorities.

You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.

I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.

by Gonzo Writer February 7, 2017

Mud Diver

A person who eats buttholes.

I met a freaky girl last night, she was the biggest mud diver I've ever met. Too bad I had not showered or I would have let her toss my salad

by Mr. Lumen October 2, 2013