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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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Diesel

The gas used to put inside a truck or the cutest Rottweiler puppy anyone could ever have.
We need to stop at the gas station to get fuel for the truck. Come here diesel!!!
by Diesel the Rottweiler June 25, 2017
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Dieseling

Dieseling (v.) - to dream of, think about, speak of, or look at Vin Diesel in a manner synonymous to religious worship
man my friend and i were totes dieseling last night all over his facebook page
by vindieselsunday February 17, 2013
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Diesel

Interchangeable with cool fire meaning very good or impressive
Lunch was diesel today
by Gspals July 13, 2020
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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Diesel

Noun

A cocktail popular in rural England and Wales consisting of cider, lager and black currant cordial. Named for its resemblance to agricultural diesel which is dyed red but UK customs.
"Two pints of diesel please barkeep"
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
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Shane Diesel

Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.

In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.

Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*

Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
by NTR-Enjoyer December 13, 2022
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