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Irish Diesel

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel
by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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Diesel

A girl or boy who usually has a lot of power over others. They have a good sense of humour if you get to hear it and feel like they have to be useful in nearly any situation. They might have good justice but a short temper too so therefore they sometimes have to curse a lot and such. They might only have a few good friends but he the quiet type so you’re truly lucky if they happen to come to like you. And although they might come to have a face covered with pimples and such—don’t worry, they’re beautiful even if they don’t think so themselves. Try to be that person who makes a Diesel think they’re beautiful because usually they hide the sadness with their silent moments.
Someone: Hey, look over there at the lockers. Who’d ya think that is?
Other someone: dude that’s Diesel. I wouldn’t go close if I were you.
by Diesel Zinko October 25, 2019
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Diesel grin

Having a noticeably poor mouth hygiene to the point of blackened and/or rotting teeth, associated to damaging activity like siphoning gasoline from a vehicle or hard drug abuse. See also Meth mouth.
Hey bro, that girls checking you out.
There ain’t no way I’m going near that diesel grin!
by Master Tricon September 17, 2025
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The runaway diesel

When you go the gas pump take the diesel nozzle shove it up your Anus then start master baiting profusely until something busts .
The guy had extreme fetishes. His favorite being the runaway diesel
by MFNMLB May 24, 2024
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Smokin Diesel

It's the act of pouring diesel in your Crack pipe and smoking it.

It can also be a name to call someone who's terrible at rap battles because their dad's a trucker and they spent most their years growing up inhaling diesel smoke and now they're a thumb sucking man baby who causes drama for no reason.
FANCLUB1:Hey did you hear that rap battle?
FANCLUB2:Ya. That other guy was just smokin diesel the whole time.
FANCLUB1:Ya it was that 123 combo that destroyed him.
FANCLUB3:I hate when its just a dumb fool up on stage smokin diesel all day its so lame.
by YOUBEENCLOWNEDSUN May 3, 2025
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dip for diesel

Dipping your finger into a shitty arse to see how dirty it is or into a menstruating vagina to see how heavy the flow is.
I had to give her a dip for diesel to see if she was good to go.
by Gingeroot87 August 26, 2017
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