derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.

Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"

by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is an excellent actor. Exclellent. Achieved comedic genius in "Pirates of the Carribean". Has been nominated for several Academy Awards, and deserves one soon. He owns the Hollywood nightclub The Viper Room, in which young actor River Phoenix died in front of in 1993. Did I mention how fine Johnny Depp is? Quite possibly one of the best looking human beings on the planet, Johnny was the hottest pirate ever. He is the reason I own Pirates of the Carribean...

"Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid.

by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. April 4, 2005

Johnny Depp

God's son. He is the hottest man in the Universe. I must have him. Argh, his wife is one lucky son of a bitch! Hey, maybe when his son gets older, we may be drooling all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp. So sexy.

by A very smart person December 15, 2003

Derp

derp.

Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp

by SMURFS July 3, 2015

Deppth

The deepest feeling of the celbrity Johnny Depp.

Deeper feelings for Deppth is my quote.

by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003

Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.

Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...

by Windex King June 9, 2013

depp

popularized from actor Johnny Depp, used to describe something cool,hip, totally awesome

That party last night was Depp.
Did you see Josh in those tight jeans, he was lookin' Depp

by missyorkshire December 15, 2003