the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Discouraged Dater

Someone who is currently not dating, who wants to date, but has not attempted to start dating for a long time because they gave up, believe nobody is suitable, or is mentally exhausted from unsuccessful attempts.

Person 1: Hey man, you haven't dated in a while, why don't you go out and find someone.
Person 2: Can't, finding someone is a lost cause
Person 1: Ah, I get it, you're a discouraged dater

by ManBehindTheDarkMask November 21, 2024

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014

James That Goes to Dater

A kid that is tall but gay he likes guys lol but don't judge that fag hahahahahaha

-Muhammed

Hey "James That Goes To Dater" is a gay black guy

by ftfxhfchxgh November 20, 2018