Cumhead

Cumhead refers to an individual who is stupid, unintelligent or just simply cogged up in the brain.

This individual visualises sex every 6 seconds and dreams about it 24/7. The individual's strong desire for sex labels him as a 'Cumhead'.

That dude looks like a cumhead, just look at him.

by The dude Jas April 28, 2007

butt cushion boy

one who sits on a green buttcushion and says it is because it's for good posture, yet we all know he has a sensitive tush.

He is buttcushion boy!

by some1 January 26, 2004

Cishet Shuffle

The active avoidance of any topic that goes against heteronormativity or questions the efficacy of the nuclear family.

I corrected him on the pronouns he used for me but he did the cishet shuffle and changed the topic.

by Waterlamondra August 10, 2018

Crushed

To make someone pay more for something then it is actually worth. Most commonly used by commission sales persons.

Kalivas just crushed this dude on a dodge charger... he paid 3 g's over sticker.

by Matty Dubbs July 25, 2009

Crushed

The past tense of having a crush; the aftermath when you find out that they do not like you. Hence, why it is called a crush

I was in love with bob, but he crushed me

by Ililt March 2, 2017

White Cush

The lightest and deepest snow that can only be found after a huge storm. Usually untouched and located on a slope for skiing or snowboarding. Often also referred to as the Gnar Gnar.

"Yo bro I just dropped that cliff on my board and got the gnarliest shot of white cush to the face!"

by singlemalt7 February 9, 2010

soul crusher

One's place of work. Especially refers to large concrete office buildings filled with drab colored cubicles. These crimes against humanity typically have five or more floors, no opening windows, and a clearly excessive level of security in light of the work being done inside said buildings.

Example-

Steve:"Hey Bob, you want to go bowling tonight?"

Bob:"Aw, I'd love to but I've got to finish these damn TPS forms. I'll probably be here at the soul crusher for another two hours at least. I'm so sick of this stupid job. Can you believe they made me chair of the committee for defining issue workgroups? The advisory panel doesn't even have task charts done for all of the workgroups yet! And when am I supposed to find the time to document my entry of issues into the performance archives?! What a crock."

Steve:"...You know there's a recession going on, right? There are so many people out there right now that would kill for your job."

Bob:"Yeah... you're right... Sorry, I've been a little on edge lately. Screw the TPS forms, I'll be at the alley in 15 minutes."

Steve:"All right, that's better! See you there!"

by icecat77 July 24, 2010