after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

credit edit

A rare phenomina where somebody realizes they're wrong on social media and in an attempt to maintain a healthy moral compass, they give credit to someone for being righton social media by editing their post.

I gave a credit edit to Alejandra when she corrected me for being wrong about that news article yesterday.

by Machiaelli♤ July 12, 2022

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022

Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022