Corporate

Noun: Cocaine. Derived from the common fact that when an individual achieves a promotion to the corporate office of a business they celebrate...hard. Usually with the "champagne" of drugs.
Verb: "Going Corporate". The act of ingesting said anesthetic.

Kevin: "Hey congradualtions on your promotion. And to celebrate I think it's time we have an official "Corporate Meeting". Meet me in my office."
Jeff: "Vegas was awesome! We partied so hard, Roy even went corporate."

by R Demetrius R March 1, 2006

Corporateness

A Group of People Bonding.

Corporateness is almost as awesome a word as dignitude, or spurance.

by Tomassoni March 10, 2009

Coperating

A combination of the words Copy & Exaggerate, put together to form the word Coperating.
Used to describe a comical interpretation of someone's quirks or habits, also to used to explain an act that someone has preformed in order to emulate a byproduct of said party.
- you may ask why not just use 'copy' ?
well Dylan thinks otherwise...

Kendall: "What? that makes no sense, I dont get it"

Sammy: "What don't you get Dylan you fuckin' pot herb!?"

Dylan: "That wasn't me talking, It was Kendall, he was Coperating me."

by Kendawwg January 3, 2010

corporate identity

This fucking corporation tells you who you're supposed to be and you believe them and assume that role

I'm a boy because they say so, hooray for corporate identity

by smexy rapist August 30, 2017

something corporate

An illegal windows xp version.

Yeah, i have a xp version. It was something corporate.

by illegal copy May 18, 2003

Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Corporatecasualsexophile

1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.

Marc is a corporatecasualsexophile.

by Winterling January 20, 2008