melissa cooper

The most amazing woman in the world, she married Jeff Cooper and gave birth to Alice Cooper.

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's Melissa Cooper.
Guy 2: yea, she's amazing.

by Jethrobodine September 20, 2013

The Coop

The deity of a religion based upon the beliefs of Anderson Cooper. This holy spirit comes in every voting day to children's windows to warn them about the dangers of eating their vegetables. If a child who has been spoken to by The Coop disobeys this spirit by eating their greens, they will have reoccurring dreams of Wolf Blitzer for 2.5 years.

My son woke me up at 3 am last night as I heard someone rummaging through the fridge. When I made my way down the stairs, he froze with sweat pouring off of his face, dried tears in his eyes and a head of lettuce in his hand. As I took the lettuce from his grip he screamed in a satanic voice, "CATCH ANDERSON COOPER 360 WEEKNIGHTS AT 8." I could not do anything... I had lost my son to The Coop.

by Katttzillla February 12, 2014

Amy Cooper'd

To be falsely accused of criminal behaviour in retaliation for challenging misbehaviour whilst black.

Lance: "Look Antwon, the police are here!"

Antwon: "Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have told that Caucasian person to stop driving on the wrong side of the road"

Lance: "Looks like we got Amy Cooper'd."

by nameintweets_shutup May 27, 2020

ben cooper

short d*ck people are called this

omg look at his d*ck he must be called ben cooper

by moll xoxo December 21, 2020

ooky cooky

The fun family game when someone bring out a just baked cookie then everyone proceds to masterbate on it. The last one to "blow their load" has to eat the cooke.

I was the 3rd to last in ooky cooky. poor johny wasnt so lucky.

by ezoom May 19, 2004

Cooperative

A living arrangement where residents own an equal share of their home and work together to sustain their lifestyle. Cooperative Living arrangements stress people before profit, environmentally sustainable living, and the importance of community. Individuals who reside in a Cooperative are referred to as "Coopers" and come from all races, religions, socioeconomic statuses, and social groups. Many Cooperatives are students cooperatives, such as the MSU SCH and ICC of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Dude: Hey where do you guys live?
Co-oper: We live in a Cooperative
Dude: Sounds Swell
Co-oper: You bet! We own it!

by 123458686868 February 4, 2010

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008