Conservative tiktoker

Well known conservative tiktokers

“Conservative tiktokers are very educated people”

by Maecome January 17, 2021

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.

Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.

by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011

Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.

When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’

by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025

CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center

“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”

by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022

Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.

Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.

by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023