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Collin

Collin is a guy who is very tall and slim with gorgeous blue eyes that will make you melt. His hair is blond, (though he claims it's brown). He's super fucking hot, and his voice is pure gold. Just talking to Collin will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He's a complete weirdo, but you love him for that reason. He'll try to stay up with you all night, but ends up falling asleep on you most of the time. You can count on Collin to help you through most things because he gives amazing advice. You're lucky to be Collin's friend, but even more lucky to be his girlfriend. He puts other people before himself, and does anything he can to protect his loved ones. You definitely don't want to get on his bad side though. He's a troublemaker most of the time and an undercover freak, and if you doubt that he'll do something, he'll do it just to prove you wrong. He's obsessed with sharks and he could tell you anything you wanted to know about them. He's probably the best person I've ever met in my life. If you happen to have a Collin in your life, never let him go. Ever.
I love you Collin.
by Giggles0313 August 17, 2018
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Collins Key

A completely crazy YouTuber whose only phrase is YEET. He has a younger brother called Devan Key who is much more down to Earth.

Each of his videos are screaming at you for the entire time and Collins often shouts over Devan. Collins has this weird thing where he gets lots of stupid props and uses editing to make the video cooler than it really is.

Ryan Trahan, another YouTube personality equates the craziness to drugs. I dare say he's not wrong.

I CONCLUDE COLLINS KEY IS ON DRUGS!
Ryan Trahan: OMG this dude, Collins Key is ON DRUGS!
by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs January 6, 2019
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Collin

The guy with the biggest dick in the world. HE IS A BIG NIGGA AND HE HAS A BIG DICK TOO
Hot nigga: THAT NIGGA NAMED COLLIN IS HOT AF AND THAT BONER STICKIN OUT LOOKIN 14 INCHES LONG AND IMA MAKE THAT NIGGA EXPLODE IN MY MOUTH

Hot nigga 2: NO HES MINE I WANNA SUCK HES DICK

Hot nigga: THREE SOME!!!!!
by NIgga NAmed Collin June 13, 2018
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Colin

Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.
Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.
by Happinesshither May 7, 2019
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Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.
"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".
by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009
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The Colin

A drink consisting of alcohol and espresso, with a touch of crushed Adderall
I'm so tired, but I need to rally. I'm going to drink the Colin
by MTVCribs February 28, 2017
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Bootsy Collins

Strait up boss.. runs the show wearing his pajama pants to go drinking with his buddys.

And kills it
Man look out here comes Bootsy Collins!!
by seawhaler399 May 30, 2010
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