complete taredown and rebuild

A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.

Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

complete deparcher from the truth

Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.

There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.

by QuacksO February 14, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game

I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro

by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022

completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.

You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.

by kryss101010 November 8, 2022

Complete Titty Fuck

The scientific vernacular for shredding the pectoralis major, pectoralis minor and the serratus anterior while in the gym. (Aka, shredding the fuck out of your titty's).

Damn bro! That last rep gave me a complete titty fuck!!

by OG Mud69 November 30, 2022

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023