common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018

773rd most common password

According to Wikipedia, the 773rd most common password used is the n-word with a hard r

That white boy called me the 773rd most common password !

by Alegyatrix December 20, 2023

Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.

Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?

by NotAvexic March 25, 2025

half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns June 10, 2011