Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.

I gave her a coconut doughnut last night.

by Greaster September 28, 2015

Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.

I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.

by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016

Coconut

The haircut referring to bowl cuts on Korean celebrities ...

Jungkook be looking like a coconut head lately ...

by Nochucomethru January 11, 2017

coconut shell

mind or brain

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell

by andyellie June 6, 2017

Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018