Put Me in Coach 

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

Put Me in Coach by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 14, 2009

social coach 

attractive female companion who parents pay money to help their son with special needs, especially Autism/Asperger's Syndrome learn social skills, especially dealing with other attractive women and to take him out to various events/activities in the community

I'm a 19 year-old male with Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism. I think it's good for males with Autism/Asperger's Syndrome to have a social coach.

social coach by Mr. 911 February 18, 2007

Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.

it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach

Text Coach by swollmaster July 19, 2011

softball coach 

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

softball coach by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

keyboard coach 

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

keyboard coach by Ronsta January 30, 2021

social coach attire 

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

social coach attire by Mr. 911 December 13, 2008

suck it coach 

a word used to express pleasure in the musicianship and stage antics of the band OMG You're Dead

"suck it coach!" -guy at an OMG You're Dead show

suck it coach by ryan November 9, 2004