Molotov Cocktail

The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...

Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.

by MikeFuckingTyson January 4, 2012

cocktail face

The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.

Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.

by patient infinity December 27, 2012

penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

Cocktail Party

Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.

Either way, you are going home alone that night.

Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.

Friend 2: And?

Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.

by The Loser April 2, 2012

beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping

Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping

by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006

Pussy Juice Cocktail

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.

My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.

by Ant Laws November 18, 2006

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008