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Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
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cleverati

A select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. They discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.

*Not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don't actually exist.
Only a true cleverati would use the word "superfluous" when discussing their favorite sandwich.
by noneofyobitneh December 9, 2008
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Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity
- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.
by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010
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Cleveland Grocery Bag

When you cover your nutsack in shit and then Tea Bag someone
Person A: This girl is really kinky, she wants me to give her the Cleveland Grocery Bag!

Person B: Gross man.
by Dong Feagles February 19, 2012
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Cleveland Stranger

It's when you blow an anonymous out of work factory worker in an alley behind a bar.
I feel so disgusting, last night I preformed a Cleveland Stranger outside if the bar.
by Yevgena R. July 13, 2012
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Cleavipulated

To be manipulated by the intentional or unintentional presence of cleavage
He was cleavipulated into buying more clothing by the presence of a busty shopgirl.
by Hair-do March 4, 2014
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cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time
Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.
by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015
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