chriophiath is a disease in which you experience addiction to tik toks, rashes the shape of 3 brownAsian goddesses (usually on the right butt cheek but sometimes left as well if it’s serious), sweating of hands, watering of eyes, face structure may change you to look like Kylie Jenner before Botox, and... DEATH. Please call 911 immediately if you have any of these symptoms
I seem to have chriophiath because there is a rash on both my buttcheeks that resemble 3 brown girls.
"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.
I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.
While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"
Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"