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chriophiath 

chriophiath is a disease in which you experience addiction to tik toks, rashes the shape of 3 brown Asian goddesses (usually on the right butt cheek but sometimes left as well if it’s serious), sweating of hands, watering of eyes, face structure may change you to look like Kylie Jenner before Botox, and... DEATH. Please call 911 immediately if you have any of these symptoms
I seem to have chriophiath because there is a rash on both my butt cheeks that resemble 3 brown girls.
chriophiath by Brown child January 2, 2020

achristophobia

a debilitating fear of being useless, of not being needed.
He has achristophobia. He keeps pushing himself to do more for people because he's scared that if he doesn't, he'll be useless to them.

Christchurch Adventure Park 

"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.
I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.

Chestophobia 

The fear of being in a stack(Rainbow Six Siege) with Chester
Chester: Wanna play some siege with me?

Me: Sorry, Go diagnosed with Chestophobia

Christapaluza 

The month long celebration of the best blonde rocking this world since 1986
Are you tough enough to survive christapaluza
Christapaluza by Christapaluza December 12, 2021

Frozen Christchurch fault line 

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"
Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"