childfree

typically a bunch of sad sack people who hate children but are also obsessed with them. they tend to have a persecution complex which causes them to lash out at children and people with children while insisiting that no one mention their choice not to have children. Not to be confused with normal people who have simply chosen not to have children.

"Mommy, why did that lady kick me?" "I think she's one of those childfree nuts."

by arthy August 10, 2006

Children's Day

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.

Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?

by StoleniPod May 25, 2011

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019

Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?

by moonbug November 17, 2006

children

miniature slaves that you can control because there too stupid to understand they dont have to do something

(person 1) hey can i see your lovely children
(person 2)there making me custom seal leather boots and making me phones in china
(person 1)um so there slaves?
(person 2) no there people that are young and work for free

by jackydude77 May 19, 2018

Children

The horror...

I’m going to die young because my children are giving me anxiety and depression

by That one random kid June 8, 2018

Children

Nasty pervs who scream “RAPE” if they are greeted

“Oh hey mike!” Codi said
Mike screamed “RAPE!” Mike screamed this because children are disgusting even though I am a twelve year old. But I still have common sense

by Codl August 5, 2018