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Chafaipilled

To be so based that it goes beyond human comprehension
Person 1: Yo have you heard Alan’s political takes? They are very well thought out and nuanced, he should be the president

Person 2: Yeah bro he’s Chafaipilled
by 6became November 6, 2025
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Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
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palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.
"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"
by stabthehole October 2, 2011
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coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)
Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!
by nbtsinger September 19, 2012
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thomas chafin

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.
Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.
by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016
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(r)chaffee

the one who always at fault
never does anything right
by (r)chaffee May 25, 2018
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Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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