chauffriend

Noun:
The title assigned to the friend that will be responsible for driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Verb:

The act of driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Even though Amy had girls' night out planned, she still had to chauffriend Gary to the VFW.

by brick by brick January 22, 2010

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005

chuff

1. noun The deep, growl-like, purring sound a cat makes when it is content

2. The act of purring very slowly and deeply.

Pussums chuffed contentedly while Shante stroked his backside.

Dead cats don' chuff.

by Shante July 19, 2006

chuff pot

Fat knacker who eats to much morleys

look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken.

by jamespolson August 11, 2006

caffaro

1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition

Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.

by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008

Half caff

Trading half of something you have with half of what another person has.

Person1: "Hey, let's half caff!! Can I have half of your cookie?"
Person2: "Sure, if you give me half of your drink!"
Person1: "it's a half caff!!"

by Natnah July 11, 2016

chuff

when one has a chode ( penis wider than long)
and has a muff (pubic hair) it is known as a chuff
chode muff

i couldn't get the matts out of my chuff.
I even used my your dads chuff brush!

by piss tit December 29, 2007