Carson

Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.

Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!

by carsonsgirlforlife December 11, 2020

Casie carson

A dumb bitch's that wasted three years on a Patrick futter

Casie Carson

by Realtalklady August 5, 2018

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carson

Big pp man

i love carson
why
he has big p

by berbien June 8, 2022

Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.

Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay

by Kkoofy March 13, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022