burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

burnt crouton

A really black person

Wow, that man is really a burnt crouton.

by Wrongful September 20, 2017

Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

lemon burst

a combination of pineapple pieces dipped in country time lemonade powder. its juciy, tnagy, and has a sour burst to the tast. it is a great snack for stoners, and its healthy.

dude these lemon bursts tasts sick bro.

by stonerbra May 17, 2011

Burnt Dick

What do you fucking think it is?

I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!

by MAGT March 4, 2007

The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010