Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010
Get the brain herpesmug. Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.
Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.
Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.
by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009
Get the Starboard Brainedmug. Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy June 19, 2016
Get the Brain Shartmug. Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010
Get the Monday Brainmug. A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
Get the Nuts for Brainsmug. Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.
James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.
"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."
"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."
by Axidation February 22, 2022
Get the art brainmug. When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.
This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.
Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.
Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"
"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."
"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."
"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."
"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."
"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
Get the Brain Clogmug.