Bottle Of Crazy

A largely unstable person, usually exciting and fun to be around but able to snap and destroy a person physically, mentally and spiritually.

They are generally easy going but inside is a festering mound of molten insanity waiting to be spewed forth onto many different people...i.e.

Bad Drivers,
Soccer Moms,
Black People,
Females or anything with a vagina like opening
Bad Actors,
Alec Baldwin,
Tia Carrera,
and midgets.

Watch out for that bitch, shes a bottle of crazy.

by Rocky Rakun December 30, 2007

bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.

i bottle necked that bitch.

by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005

Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler

"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "

by Jekyl January 2, 2010

bottle of dog

Local name for Newcastle Brown Ale

The lads were out for a bottle of dog

by Gizmo56 November 19, 2021

sinking bottles

A colloquialism used in the Upper Midwest for ice fishing. Ice fishing mainly involves putting a line into a hole in the ice and then drinking beer, playing cards, and watching sports. Empty beer bottles are dropped in the hole and filled with water to sink to the bottom of the lake. There are usually more bottles sunk than fish caught, thus you're in an ice house "sinking bottles".

Bryce and I spent about 5 hours sinking bottles and didn't catch a single fish. We did get a nice beer blanket on though!

by taylen24 January 14, 2015

bottle topper

A person who snorts cocaine out a girls ass

Franco I a bottle topper

by jkolgf April 13, 2015