Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 01, 2021

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019

upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie June 29, 2010

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by August 13, 2021

Biblical Bollocks

very cool and epic bollocks typically used by Liam Gallagher a very sexual man

have you seen Liam Gallaghers biblical bollocks they are epic

by Indyyy January 13, 2024

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018