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bludgilitis

A case when someone bludges off school or other responsibilities and quite often will use a medical excuse.
Meredith: I won't be at school tomorrow because I have a really bad case of conjunctivitis.
Jennifer: More like a serious case of bludgilitis...
by dust.dust.dust122 September 25, 2009
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bladderwack

person who is stupid, obnoxious, annoying, irratating, rude, ect.
Kanye is such a bladderwack for interrupting Taylor.
by Smiley_2 November 18, 2009
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Bludgoned

When ones face is particularly unnattractive, while you are thinking their body is sexually arousing you.
Guy 1 - Wow check out this chick i found.

Guy 2 - Dude ! Her face is bludgoned, but her body is aaawwweessomeeee !
by TheDicktionaryCorner January 8, 2010
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bludline

A term used amongst male friends to replace common terms of endearment such as 'pal', 'boss' or 'brethren'.. suggests being linked through blood, only used for close friends.
NK: Na Manz..
JJ: Yo wagwan G..
NK: Just chillin' and ting..
*phone rings*
JJ: Ahhh shiii that's my gyal belling me fam, gonna have to bounce..
NK: Yeah no worries bludline, 1.
JJ: 1.
by NK_Manz October 21, 2010
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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
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Bladdow

A commonly used onomatopoeia when someone gets punched in cartoons or comic strips. Synonyms included "Whammy" and "Kerplow."
"Did you see me punch that guy in the face? I was all like BLADDOW!"
by Bladdow December 29, 2011
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bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014
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