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mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
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Napoleon Blownapart

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!
by Meh99 February 6, 2015
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blowhawk

A blowout that has been shaved into mohawk form.

So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."

Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
1. This kid wouldn't leave my room, so when he passed out we shaved his f*cking blowout off and made it the world's first blowhawk.

2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
by Bobby O'Shea September 1, 2008
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blowntjob

Smoking a blunt while copn dome.
Blowjob is 10, blowntjob's 15 but if you smoke me up on dat i'll do it all fo free
by Goodboy April 18, 2008
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blowner

A blowner is an erection caused from doing blows. A blowner usually occurs a few minutes to a half an hour after doing the blow.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna go cop some blows from the city?

Person 2: Hell yea bro but its really annoying when you get a blowner.
by Jordan151 November 19, 2009
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blowback

When someone is performing a blowjob on you, and just as you're about to cum, they put their thumb over the end of your dick. This causes the cum to shoot back into you, usually straight into your spinal column and crippling you for life.
Person A: How did you become disabled?

Guy in wheelchair: I was having sex with a hooker but she did a blowback on me so she could steal my wallet.

Person A: LOL!
by NickC. September 15, 2010
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blown

john: 'sally is goin out wiv tom'
sarah: 'no she isnt'
john: 'yes she is!'
sarah: lets ask her then. Sally!

sally:yea?
sarah: are you going out with tom?
sally:nah
sarah: (to john) ha blown!!!!
by chilled_gal May 8, 2005
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