Facebook cock block

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.

Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"

by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008

Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.

"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"

by AD12345 January 24, 2009

bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.

"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"

by x August 24, 2004

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 28, 2007

gutta block

A drug trac in west vallejo;know to task force & knocks as a crack spot; u will find drug dealerz and young nutty niggaz;mainly on sutter street; where the block b hot by da pigs task force

1st person "Ah nigga what u about 2 do when u git out" 2nd person "Back 2 da gutta 2 git my mail nigga bust some knocks wit hubba rocks" 1st "Alrite nigga be easy out there on da gutta block" 2nd "yee"

by Gutta-g April 23, 2006

Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

WANKERS BLOCK

When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up

(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"

by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 13, 2007