borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Borking it

When a member of the femboy community is jerking off it's called "Borking it"

"He was really borking it last night,"
"He borks way too often,"

by Truiem July 27, 2024

blorker

Ancient term to refer someone as an advanced idiot.

Jim: "You're such a blorker."
Jack: "No?? YOU'RE a blorker!!"

by kazookiz October 1, 2023

Bork’d

When someone volunteers you for a task with little to no preparation for the task. It typically involves your boss or your bosses boss.

“Hey man I need you to cover down on this meeting at 0900”
“Okay what is it about”
“You’ll find out it’s simple stuff”
“God damn, I’m getting Bork’d””

by Borkenheimer January 10, 2024

borknagger

An annoying ogre of a human who commonly nags. Pronounced Bork-Nahger

You annoying borknagger
Borknagger the ass.

by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024

borkin'

Purposely misspelled version of "broken."

"broken" => "borken" => "borkin'"

P1: My mouse is borkin' again.
P2: Didn't you just fix it last week?
P1: Yeah, probably time to buy a new one...

by a suspicious baka February 23, 2024

Bork

Used to replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence.

“Hey man, can you show me your bork real quick?”

“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”

“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”

by The Borkmeister February 29, 2024