as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

thirst cow

A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.

My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.

by bossman45 February 12, 2014