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Bagel Bag

a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.
by Me January 3, 2004
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Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009
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dirty bagelin'

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.
by Hal G July 18, 2006
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J-bagel

1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.
"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"
by JBors July 15, 2006
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Eggley Bagelface

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
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Jalapeno Bagel

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.
by G Money July 2, 2004
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