by Me January 3, 2004
Get the Bagel Bag mug.An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.
To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.
Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.
Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender
I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!
She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!
She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there
Eric: where?
Jim: over there
Eric: yea
Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
Eric: where?
Jim: over there
Eric: yea
Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009
Get the Bagel Dog mug.by Hal G July 18, 2006
Get the dirty bagelin' mug.1.One that is of Jewish decent.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.
2.One that is not of Jewish decent but acts like a Jew by pissing others off, having a large nose, having a Jewish sounding voice, not spending their money, or pinching pennies.
"Hey Troy, stop bein' such a j-bagel and buy your own damn porn! If you want to be a damn penny pincher you should change your name to David Goldensteinlovski!"
by JBors July 15, 2006
Get the J-bagel mug.The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
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