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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020
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Gabby J

Latina rapper that specializes in trap, Edm, and reggaeton music.
Going to Gabby J and Becky G concert tonight!
by your#1FANFOREVERILOVEU! June 4, 2020
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J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.
I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!
by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018
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J Sauce

The trademark barbecue sauce used in various menu items at the restaurant Funky J's.
Damn! J Sauce tastes so good with this pulled pork.

There's J Sauce everywhere!

I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?
by bgcharlieelcra August 15, 2018
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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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Sky J

A famous naked man from norway, he was famous for sending naked pictures to preteens in bærum. he used to ask girls: "you want to see my "Sky J?" He was a preteen at the time so the authoritys couldnt do anything.

To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
You want to see my Sky J?

Your Sky J look wierd...

a: what´s that?
b: this thing? thats my Sky J
by luckystroke December 9, 2010
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