ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.

Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.

ash wednesday by cass March 9, 2004

Ash Wentzday 

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's celeb couple name.

Boardie One: Trashlee Simpson sucks hXc. Ugh she should just DIAF!
Boardie Two: Ash Wentzday ftw!
Boardie One: No! Jeanae all the way!
Boardie Two: Jeanaeiou and sometimes y FTF! ASH WENTZDAY FTFW
Boardie Three: LOL PWNED

Ash Wentzday by morgan<3c_d December 24, 2008

Ash Ketchum 

A pokemon trainer destined for greatness. Most people complain that no pokemon trainer is that lucky, but it is not his luck that gets him victories, it's the way he treats his pokemon, which most trainers fail to realize. Ash Ketchum has skill and can handle the roughest of situations.

Ash Ketchum is pokemon's hero

Ash Ketchum by xrawrxash July 4, 2010

ash wednesday

ash wednesday is a catholic holiday that reminds catholics that they started out as ashes and will eventually become ashes again (in death). It is also a time of repentance of sin. During ash wednesday catholics attend mass (church) and the preist puts on teir forehead, a cross of ashes . the ashes come from the palms burnt from palm sunday of that year.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

ash wednesday by allie February 28, 2004

ash ketchum 

the little cunt from Pokemon who never seems to age in the series, always accompanied by an annoying girl who she too, never ages, and always want to go be a coordinator and never has the same goal as ash does

ash dreams to be a Pokemon master, even though he wont be because the series of repetitive episodes most likely will lead to another series. his "adventures" are going to different towns and meeting a bunch of people, eating food, training Pokemon, a dose of kicking team rockets ass, despite how much they try and train their Pokemon, and walking into the woods that look the same in every damn episode. each ending, its always him, his Pokemon, and his friends walking off into the sunset, whether its someone waving goodbye to him or them doing it back.

despite someone else being a better trainer, or in general a more important and better person in his very boring life, every movie is about him and his friends "coincidentally" being chosen to meet a rare, legendary Pokemon and tasked to solve problems, battle strong Pokemon, and to save the world. Then, team rocket has to envy him as usual while spying on him, and in the end they say their goodbyes and leave in the sunset. Ash's last name is a reference to Catch em', which is a very cheesy joke.

Ash Ketchum and his friends have the experience of interacting with all the legendary Pokemon

ash ketchum by eazyeyour8balljunky October 21, 2011

Ash in yo mug 

When an elderly person, generally over the age of 69, farts in your face. Often accompanied by a round of "high-fives" with all of the "flatulator's" best friends.

Holy shit, that guy at the country kitchen buffet totally Ash in yo mug.

Ash in yo mug by Mug Asher January 18, 2011

Ash-ness

Try to be like ash. IE - Try to be HOTTT!!

"girls are always into ash-ness but none ever make it to ashs level of HOTTT-ness"

Ash-ness by brahm September 16, 2008