i am cool

the least coolest statement ever

i am cool

shut up

by poo poo scoobaba doo December 17, 2006

I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

by Dude Regular November 3, 2010

I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.

"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"

by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020

am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018