angry liam

A person who gets angry very easily, often a the littlest and most stupid things.

"who's that kicking their bike and swearing", "Angry Liam

by Bailey_Emmerson December 29, 2015

Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on

She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman

by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008

Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

by user1706 January 25, 2011

Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".

My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard

by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019

Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018

Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder

Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot

by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020

angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009