the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

2 C’s and a K

It’s when you get some cock but don’t get the 'O'.

“Hey missy, you have fun last night?”
“Nah, just 2 C’s and a K.”

by Lizalizaliza February 16, 2020

Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.

After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.

by ninjabinger November 8, 2020

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.

A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.

by Fgyjt February 27, 2022

Putting up a four and a two

means you get unlimited bitches

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches

by tamalad May 31, 2022