Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.
ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion
by Final Fox March 10, 2020
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tough onions

A response to someone who obnoxiously complains or cries over something they cannot control. Often said sarcastically, showing that you don't really care about what they have to say.

Alluding to tough onions, which cause you to cry when you try to cut them.
Person 1: ...and then he broke up with me! I cry every night and I don't know what to do with myself!

Person 2: Tough onions.
by skarrina May 24, 2008
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onion bob

Damn did you guys catch a whiff of onion bob April last night,God damn.
by Tdstew4 October 22, 2015
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Onion Eater

A man/woman that eats a hooker's ass.
"Last night my client was an Onion Eater he wanted to eat my ass"
by BiggDaddy4 November 14, 2017
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onion bash

The art of bashing somebody in the face with an onion violently.
"He was pissing me off so I gave him and onion bash."
by GHMvZ January 31, 2014
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Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb
E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?
by Onion Guru Tim March 11, 2011
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Onion Fuck

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.
I’m totally going to onion fuck this girl...
by evandagoon April 04, 2020
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