Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

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A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.

Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird

by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021

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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.

"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."

by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021

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Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.

His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.

Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.

I fucked an Alex and now I don’t have to work ever again!

by Paulnicci April 21, 2022

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