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Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat
(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010
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Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.
"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."
by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009
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Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010
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Baked Alaskan

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.
I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!
by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011
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Hamza Abbas

Hamza is a sexy G.
"Hey do you know Hamza Abbas?" "Yeah man he is a sexy guy."
by Jack Hoff Official March 18, 2021
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alasandra

A cute, adorable, sweet hearted girl that is so amazingly cute. She has a very cute smile and beautiful brown eyes. She is the best girl a guy can have
Damn that girl alasandra is amazing
by Shake swag January 5, 2014
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Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.
She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.
by Grande02 November 2, 2008
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