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Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.
Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.
by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018
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Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021
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Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.
Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.
by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021
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Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.
It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.
by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021
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