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Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her
Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022
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Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.
Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.
by bigger d August 19, 2014
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Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017
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Alabama stroke

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.
by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017
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Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.
Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.
by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021
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Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.
“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”
by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019
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Alabama Twizzler

An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.
Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.
by StarTheBeauty August 24, 2016
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