Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class

Absolute Unc Scare coming!!!

by How3010 December 1, 2025

absolute nigga

a character in absolute batman (the blackest of them all)

absolute nigga🥀

by absolutenigga December 20, 2025

ABSOLUTE NIGGA

when you're being an useless piece of shit

(also a character in absolute batman, the blackest of them all)

person 1: you're an absolute nigga 🥀
person 2: sybau 🥀

by ussiy December 21, 2025

Absolute peakery

absolute peakery is a term which states that something is absolutely amazing or peak as it states.

oh my god that is absolute peakery

by Gayduckwoman December 23, 2025

absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.

"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."

by Raedellion February 19, 2025

《¤》Absolutely 《¤》absolUutely 《¤》absolutelY《¤》

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《¤》Absolutely 《¤》absolUutely 《¤》absolutelY《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good

Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!

by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025