Person 1: “Hey, you slept with my wife!”
Person 2: “And? You want a cookie?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2, hard.)
Person 2: “And? You want a cookie?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2, hard.)
by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022
Get the Will Smith ‘emmug. Jasmine Smith a woman who is in a relationship but is worth waiting 10 years for. Extremely beautiful, Intelligent, with a unique sense of humor. Kind and Caring but don’t cross her. Has a New Jersey attitude and will constantly cut you off mid sentence.
by Knicks1914 June 17, 2019
Get the Jasmine Smithmug. 
"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."
"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."
"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."
by BBB.Man July 20, 2017
Get the Dusty Smithmug. He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.
Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.
by Leighonardo February 7, 2015
Get the connor smithmug. by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007
Get the poop smithmug. by The doodlebug January 12, 2018
Get the Alissa Smithmug.