Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 04, 2020

Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"

by TITAN482 July 28, 2021

Birthday privilege

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.

“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”

by Tim Peters November 09, 2023

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 14, 2024

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Colored privilege

Colored privilege provides people of color the ability to discredit/ discriminate white people without consequences, straight up denying what they are saying is racist.

Jerome: “White people are the root of all evil!”

Peter: “That sounds pretty racist honestly…”

Jerome: “You can’t discriminate the oppressor, im exercising my colored privilege”

by You don’t like to hear it February 08, 2023