Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Rack

Ugly girl with big tits

“Dude I fucked Candice last night.”

“Damn, did you put a bag over her head she’s a total grease rack.”

by FaffyEnderman January 8, 2023

Grease's Pieces

When something is so incredibly greasy you have to wip out the pieces

*drinks bong water*

"OH MY THAT'S GREASE'S PIECES"

by ON JUB August 23, 2019

japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox February 2, 2017

Grease Filibuster

DO NOT CALL HIM MR.

I Love Grease Filibuster

by kevito_fanboy January 6, 2023

Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.

Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.

by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019

peace and grease

A way for gear heads, bikers, grease monkeys and other folks with a wrench in there hand to say good bye. take it easy and keep on wrenchin'. keep it wheel side down.

It was great to see you brother, next time you buy the beers.
peace and grease man.
later

by shwank April 7, 2013