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Sports-Bookers

As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.
I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.
by Mark7791 April 13, 2011
mugGet the Sports-Bookersmug.

sports face

the face that people put on whilst playing strenuous sports. often inculdes scrunching the nose and squinting the eyes.
by Lola545 November 15, 2007
mugGet the sports facemug.

sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
mugGet the sport foodmug.

sports sock

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty
by domster April 26, 2006
mugGet the sports sockmug.

Sports Rorts

When the government in power decides to buy votes in marginal electorates by using a tax payer money community initiative that should be going to needy areas (Eligible clubs) to enable sporting field upgrades, but diverts the money to affluent areas (Ineligible clubs) that are not really needing the upgrades urgently, in order to gain more votes at election time.
Did you see the TV news story about the Sports Rorts? This government is corrupt!
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
mugGet the Sports Rortsmug.

ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.
Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!
by Justin Inches August 26, 2015
mugGet the ground sportsmug.

A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past
Your being such an A Sports Lorry
by Help me ples June 7, 2021
mugGet the A Sports Lorrymug.

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