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Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.
Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.
by Chumanzee August 1, 2012
mugGet the Roper pipemug.

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!
Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
mugGet the Split The Pipesmug.

paint the pipe

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
mugGet the paint the pipemug.

slanging pipe

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe
by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019
mugGet the slanging pipemug.

tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.
Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh
by Peter dyck December 23, 2021
mugGet the tripple pipesmug.

[pipe slayer]

A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.

B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"

roy "what did you do to it last night"

nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"

roy "ouch"

nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
by bob and timmy July 7, 2008
mugGet the [pipe slayer]mug.

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
mugGet the scouring the pipesmug.

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