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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025
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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes
Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour
by Big aldo March 5, 2020
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Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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