dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

cadillac in a doghouse

a huge dick in a tight pussy. opposite to a hotdog in a hallway

when i fucked that virgin last night with my mile-long schlong, it was like trying to fit a cadillac in a doghouse.

by Mr. B0jangles. May 1, 2014

A Dogu

The act of defecating while you run the shower to heat the water before you get in. But then not flushing so your hot water doesn’t get interrupted, thus, creating a sauna with the scent of warm feces.

I was so tired last night I didn’t even flush the toilet before I showered. Straight up pulled a Dogu.

by AZDirtMonkey August 25, 2022

hit with a doggie

Don't know

She wants to ride me and have me hit with a doggie

by anonymous June 16, 2022

A Dogg

To imply that someone is the Alpha dog, or top dog in a group. Usually someone whos presence demands attention, and maintains the cool of the group

"A Doggs coming to the party"
reply:"Bitchin"

by Donnie Osmond March 9, 2006

nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

by ill ventriloquist October 26, 2005

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public

Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

by Ocho-sinco November 21, 2016